Drawing Under the Influence

When I grow up

2012-02-01T02:16:00.000-08:00

Yeah, I haven't experienced life all too much. The only way to get better at something is to practice. I try to practice drawing and animating a lot. In doing so I've cut out a lot of normal habits, like... being social and such. Oh well, c'est la via de moi... Not sure if that said what I was trying to say. Oh well, such is my life.

Lady Input

2012-01-31T00:36:00.000-08:00

Yup I guess I've been going about it all wrong. Instead of complements I should hurl insults and slam doors in faces, chicks dig scars. Yeah, that was in poor taste. Don't laugh at that. I just don't like douchebag boyfriends. Remember ladies, if you ever need a lap to cry in... or was that shoulder?

G'day Mate

2012-01-23T20:18:00.000-08:00

Now my only question is, do Australians actually drink Foster's? If anyone from Australia could let me know I'd be delighted cause I just can't get it off my mind.

Overtime

2012-01-22T19:02:00.000-08:00

Drinking at work. Pros: More focused and efficient with the ability to block everything out. Cons: I lose track of time.

Also donations will be very appreciated to help keep these comics coming.

Send $1 to my paypal at blkhorse4ever@yahoo.com

First Product Placement

2012-01-22T18:56:00.000-08:00

Yup thanks to constant late nights at work I had to switch to an alternate energy source. Booze has become my anti-sleep aid and somehow it makes me focus all my concentration on whatever the hell it is that I'm animating... This drink and draw business is working pretty well to my advantage.

For What Ale's You

2012-01-22T18:44:00.000-08:00

Yeah, it's weird when the favorites get to spend a lot of time talking about nothing, but I get disapproving looks when I sketch at work. It's an art job, whats wrong with doing a little practice? I don't see how talking about soccer and leaving work early for soccer games is going to help make you a better artist or get work done... oh wait... That's what I'm for. As long as there's one chump willing to work late trying to get ahead in his art then let do the grunt work.

Sharing The Dream

2012-01-19T01:01:00.000-08:00

Woo!! Finally back to the 4 panel format. I try to be inebriated whenever I post but money is a little tight right now so it's a bit hard to draw and post these while drunk. I just looked at my note book where I keep my comic strip notes... I have a lot to catch up on before I get to the present... I'm going to need a lot of beer to draw all that. If you want to help then donate to my paypal at blkhorse4ever@yahoo.com Much appreciation.

Dream Theater 2

2012-01-17T00:12:00.000-08:00

Guh!! I gotta go back to the 4 panel format. These are getting way too long and detailed. Well I just wanted to make these extra special cause these dreams were pretty trippy

Dream Theater

2012-01-10T22:27:00.000-08:00

Yup these posts aren't as frequent, but I'm getting there. Still a lot to catch up on, but it's going to be awesome. Anyway this dream is one that really struck me when I had it and I've never let it go. I can't wait to see what the movie was about so I guess I had better get busy If I'm going to make this dream come true.

2 Birds 1 Stone

2011-12-29T18:11:00.000-08:00

Haven't been posting for the past week or so. Holidays and such. So much money was spent that I don't even have enough to be drunk for this post. Damn! Anyway, just have a few commissions to power through then I'll be posting more frequently.

Of Cunts and Men

2011-12-16T22:26:00.000-08:00

Yup this is where the story continues... Classy! And those where her words not mine, but now they are... and she doesn't use that term very loosely. Whoooo boy! Glad to be back!!!

Forgot what it felt like to toss back a few and start rambling on here with my drunk ramblings that just rambled on. What a strange word... ramble... feels like rocks falling out of my mouth when I say it... rrrrambl3e... Gotta swig another beer.

Sigh... I had such long hair back then.

I LIVE !!!!!!

2011-12-16T00:52:00.000-08:00

Took me forever to jump back on this thing. I always thought about it but you know how it is when you put stuff off like, laundry, family, bathing and sometimes even sleeping. I figure it's about time to catch some Zs once the shadow bugs start flying at your face.

Anyway strap yourselves in for the roller coaster that's been my life for the past couple years. There are ups, downs, loop da loops, and chances for you to raise your arms and say "WEEEEEEEEE" as you read my strips... of course if you do the later in public it's better if you do it like me... drunk or at least smelling like it. I should patent a cologne for that... "Beer Stank" it'll be called "B.S." for short from your's truly.

For those of you willing to donate to help me keep these strips running please donate one whole 1$ if you please or donate what you can. Every little bit helps.

Donate Paypal $ to blkhorse4ever@yahoo.com

Awesome!!!

Caricature and Portrait of MEEEEEEE!!!!!

2011-07-19T20:33:00.001-07:00

Just thought I'd update this thing since it's been a long while. Woooooo Boy! You guys wouldn't believe all the shit I've been through since I last posted a comic strip. I gotta start making more strips and cartoons to catch up to the present. While I'm doing that I"m trying to figure out how to make this my bread and butter so I can live to entertain. Right now I got a lot of contracts to work for so I can eat, whoops!! That was some what of a spoiler. Nevermind that! In the mean time don't forget about me, I'm currently working on another cartoon and have loads of strip titles to draw and ink.

DUI now animated!!!

2011-05-07T03:20:00.000-07:00

That's right, Drawing Under the Influence by Blkhorse is now animated sucka's!!! Enjoy it or else!!!!!!!!

This Is All There Is For Now

2010-06-24T19:21:00.000-07:00

I can't help, but wonder how things can get better. I always feel I'm walking against the wind, up hill on a slippery slop, while trying to keep my pants from falling down. Oh well, I guess I just have to keep dealing with thems shitz.

100th POST!!! WOOT!!

2010-06-24T19:18:00.001-07:00

Yup it's my 100th post. No it's not my 100th strip... I think I'm still pretty far from that. I'll make a special 100th comic strip for that later. Thanks for reading all you people who read my strips.

Simple Things

2010-06-23T17:02:00.000-07:00

It's the simple pleasures in life that can make a bad day better... Then you gotta do it all over again tomorrow.

Crash and Burn

2010-06-22T14:52:00.000-07:00

I should have stared at some cleavage and I would have been able to go for a couple more minutes.

Pick Me Up

2010-06-21T15:22:00.000-07:00

... yeah, it happens. Don't tell me you've never stared before. Ugg, maybe I should take a break and reevaluate how I see women... but, it's hard to get past the T&A. hurm...

Killing Time

2010-06-18T12:58:00.000-07:00

Yeah, I'm sure we've all been there. I go there several times a day... I think I'm there right now as I'm typing this... damn... it has been only 5 minutes... right..............NOW!!!

Regular Show

2010-06-18T09:35:00.000-07:00

I always find myself watching this every now and then. It's frickin awesome. Check it!!!

Dreaming Overtime

2010-06-17T15:27:00.000-07:00

All work and no play makes John a dull boy.

All work and no play makes John a dull

All work and no play makes John a

All work and no play makes John

All work and no play makes

All work and no play

All work and no

All work and

All work

All

Back off!! I know it's supposed to be "Jack". I just put my name in place of the original. Anyway, my dreams have become pretty boring and mundane. Just like everyday life. What has being grown up done to my imagination!!! Oh well, that's why we have booze, right?

Dream Job

2010-06-16T13:12:00.000-07:00

Yup, one of the only childhood memories of my father teaching me something is the time he taught me how to tie a hangman's noose. Every thing else I picked up from other people like, friends, cousins, uncles, aunts, my Mom, and HBO. Me mum taught me how to drive, and video games taught me how to drive better... or should I say AWESOME!!! Still wanna get the hang of shooting in RL though.

Fester Fish

2010-06-15T16:45:00.001-07:00

I'd like to see more cartoons like this.

Will Draw for Booze

2010-06-15T14:13:00.000-07:00

Yeah, I haven't been back to that bar all that much... mostly cause I haven't been able to buy myself some "business/casual" clothes... These are the casual clothes I do business in.

Anywayz, sorry for the lack of updates for those of you still looking for updates. I promise to start posting again. I have plenty strips in sketch form and pages of titles for more strips, It's just really hard to find the time to do these. Although a little incentive couldn't hurt.

If you'd be willing to donate a small amount to help me pay for the supplies, snacks, and beer needed to keep these strips going, then any donation through paypal would be appreciated. I won't halt production of these strips, but it would be nice to get a little something out of it to help 'em keep coming. If you don't that's fine, but if you do that's awesome.

My paypal is: blkhorse4ever@yahoo.com

Thank youz guyz much.

Dress Code, Shmesh Code

2010-03-22T12:43:00.001-07:00

Yup yup. Turns out you don't need to dress fancy for some places.... You just gotta draw every moment of everyday in almost every bar you can... Man, I was really lonely and had a lot of time on my hand.

Acquiring and Applying the Skills

2010-03-16T19:55:00.000-07:00

I tend to bar hope every now and then and sometimes I don't have to pay for booze... you know... I could probably get paid more in cash than I do in beer... I gotta get my priorities straight.

What Does it Mean?

2010-03-15T19:55:00.000-07:00

Yeah we finally hung up after a three hour phone conversation... at least I think it was 3 hours... well it was pretty darn long. I don't think I've ever connected with someone over the phone as much as I did with her. She was just so easy to talk to. Every other conversation I try to have with a chick starts to go south really fast. Sometimes it just starts sour... maybe it's my shoes. that's what chicks care about the most right? shoes? Anyway, nothing I said seemed to offend her or create any awkward silence. If anything, everything I said had her in stitches. It was really nice to talk to someone who got my humor and it was an absolute joy making her laugh. *le sigh*

Nerd Speak

2010-02-18T09:21:00.000-08:00

It's been too long since I've talked to a woman who could get all my weird little jokes. I was beginning to think that I wasn't that funny. Turns out that I just hang around a lot of uptight people who would rather take offense to my humor and raised a troubled brow to my low brow. In the past I've been told, "That is not appropriate". That was then, but now everyone else tells racy jokes and such. I feel like I'd get sent to HR for saying the type of stuff they say now... calling a co-worker a "filthy whore" to her face and the both you laughing about it. LOL and it gets better. They same guy who told me I was being inappropriate is saying all that "filthy whore" stuff... I must have missed something. Sometimes I hate hypocrisy... not when it's mine though. Hey kids, don't drink at work!

Stabby Stalkers

2010-02-01T20:25:00.000-08:00

I can't wait till I'm famous enough to have some crazy fan stab me. Not now though, I'm not famous enough. Don't one of you fuckers jump the gun and poke me with a knife too soon now.

Just on the phone

2010-01-28T19:26:00.000-08:00

Yeah, I know it's not much of a title. Get off my back. Usually by this point in a phone call I drop the ball. What's going to happen next? Stay tuned for the next exiting episode of Drawing Under the Influence... You know what? It's been a while since I've had a beer... like since last night. Damn!

First Time Caller

2010-01-27T19:03:00.000-08:00

Yeah, my heart jumped a bit. People who know me, know that some of my phone conversations don't go that well... especially when I try to leave a message. Guh, I don't know how to talk at people.

Look Before You Leap

2010-01-27T18:58:00.000-08:00

Life has a funny way of knocking you off your high horse... at least it doesn't kick me when I'm down like it used to, now it just likes putting me in awkward situations.

Next Step

2010-01-18T09:17:00.000-08:00

Yup, she asked me for my number. A cousin once told me, never give you phone number to chick, even if they're hot. Well it isn't a problem if they never ask. That tid bit of wisdom did cross my mind, but I decided to not listen... I choose not to listen to advise about women from someone who's constantly has bad luck with 'em... I hope he doesn't read this... shit.

Long Time No Talk

2010-01-08T09:25:00.001-08:00

It's been way to long since I've had someone like this to talk to about stuff and junk. I just wish we could have started talking sooner.

You Look Familiar Music Video

2010-01-08T08:40:00.001-08:00

Saw this and had to post it here... mostly so I can find it later whenever I want to.

Fright Dome

2009-12-17T13:05:00.000-08:00

Yeah yeah, this happened way back in October. I don't have a lot of time on my hands to update as much, cause of recent awesome events... I still gotta do the comics that lead up to it. Jeez, I need another me around.

Up To The Challenge

2009-12-04T10:21:00.000-08:00

They're right, damn it! I need to learn me how to draw different stuff and things. Well I started another blog just for that. Here it is sketchinthangs .

I know I haven't been updating for a while and I'm sorry. Great things have been happening and I'll let you all know once I get caught up to present events.

Saw Paranormal Activity

2009-11-11T08:55:00.000-08:00

This is actually the first movie I ever snuck into. First we saw Saw 6, which was just more of the same I thought, but I guess I should see ALL the movies to get it. Then we snuck into the other one so I started watching it already jumpy and paranoid. Overall it was a great night... until 3 AM the next morning. I did end up going to the bathroom, but I was still kinda scared. It wouldn't be the first time a saw a shadowy figure walking up the stairs.

Hobo Low Blow

2009-11-10T13:25:00.000-08:00

She's not mean or anything she just tells me what I need to hear. I also hear that I need to shave, lose weight, cut my hair, and buy new clothes. I hope that when I have enough time and money to do all that stuff she'll hook me up with one of her friends. Sweet... but it sounds like a lot of work... I'll get to it tomorrow.

Mission Accomplished

2009-11-05T09:25:00.000-08:00

What better way to celebrate 30 days of sobriety than, with a beer. It took a lot of will power to get to this point, and Damn it, I earned it. Well, I'm glad that nightmare is finally over.

Fleeting Ambition

2009-11-03T12:09:00.000-08:00

I'm still determined to complete those animations. My talent will be recognized damn it!!

Could This Be Love?... No...

2009-11-03T09:37:00.000-08:00

I've also left a few comments on some of her comics, but they've all been ignored. I can take a hint... That means she wants to do me, right?... right?

Hell Just Froze Over

2009-11-02T17:47:00.000-08:00

Turns out they were day shift strippers so I didn't miss out on much.

Turn for the Best

2009-11-02T14:44:00.000-08:00

Usually my bad days only get worse, but somehow this one was different. I've also been getting some fan fare by people coming up to me and rubbing my earlobes out of the blue. I really appreciate it... except when dudes do it. Knock it off guys!!

Beginning of the Middle

2009-10-29T13:45:00.000-07:00

These next comics mark the 15th day of sobriety. Stay tuned.

Derailed Train of Thought

2009-10-28T09:48:00.000-07:00

It doesn't take much to distract me from a bad day.

What Dreams may... Cum?

2009-10-27T09:38:00.000-07:00

Yeah, this is just getting ridiculous. I need booze stat, who knows what may happen next... Maybe turn evil and try to commit genocide?

Drawing at a Bar

2009-10-10T23:13:00.000-07:00

Yeah, not being allowed to drink and going to a bar just doesn't make any kinda a sense, but I am a very senseless individual. I tend to do a lot of things that don't seem to offer any benefit whatsoever. I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut to move your butt. What's the point of all this? Nothing, there's no point at all... I guess that makes me pointless too. That's the most sense I've made in a long time.

A Deal's A Deal

2009-10-07T09:44:00.001-07:00

... Wait a minute... Why am I the only one giving up something with no pay off at the end... I don't think a lot of this stuff through sometimes. I should really look before I leap. Usually I'm already halfway down the cliff before I even realized I jumped.

It Begins

2009-10-06T08:43:00.000-07:00

The reason my family is so female dominate is because non of the first men that the women in my family married stuck around. That just left all us boys to be lectured and raised by a bunch of mothers. We had some uncles, but they were going through they're own women trouble. I guess that's why I never bothered to look for a girlfriend. Deep down I know it's destined to fail... damn it! Now I'm depressed... I wish I could have a beer.

Colossal for Instance

2009-09-29T08:25:00.000-07:00

This is Matt... or his nose at least.

Knowing Protocol

2009-09-28T10:04:00.000-07:00

... I still don't know the protocol... am I supposed to show her my boobs too?

Change is Good

2009-09-17T09:45:00.000-07:00

Yup, I have to limit my drinking more. this whole Drawing Under the Influence thing is in real jeopardy now... I guess I could switch to drugs... naw.

Playing Doctor... or not

2009-08-31T23:43:00.000-07:00

Yeah, I was hoping to get a male doctor so this wouldn't happen. I'm sure she doesn't want to get frisky, but my mind tends to run wild... I just want to be held.

12 beer comics part 1

2009-08-27T03:56:00.000-07:00

This might be the start of something new. "12 Beer Comics", where after I've had 12 beers I draw a comic strip that seem relevant to me... while drunk... I'm going to regret this in the morning, but who the fuck cares? Not me... at least right now.

edit: yeah, I just saw this and had to make a few changes. Drunk me was totally off his rocker. I'll try to keep him under control next time... which should be some time tonight... Damn.

At Least You Got Your Health... sorta

2009-08-25T23:08:00.000-07:00

Racism by Any Other Name...

2009-08-24T23:19:00.000-07:00

I honestly thought that it would be an old black man... Not that I would have minded, but I was so close to getting a Dr. Kumar. Makes me wonder what he prescribes.

Mumm-ra Voice Audition

2009-08-18T19:31:00.000-07:00

If they ever reanimate Thundercats I wanna be the voice of Mumm-ra. That part is mine Damn It!!!

Heinous Gayness

2009-08-12T09:54:00.000-07:00

This is why I don't draw too many nude males... That drawing always seems to come up in the most inappropriate times. I'd tear it out, but it's more funny if I keep it in.

Silver Lining

2009-08-11T09:58:00.000-07:00

This is a bar where I constantly drink and draw. I'm not sure why I'm getting the free beers, but why question a good thing.

Dream Girl

2009-08-10T09:33:00.000-07:00

These dreams are going to drive me crazy. It's like they're filling seem deep unfulfilled desire... at least I stopped dreaming about work. You know how it feels to go to work twice in one day? it sucks.

To Beer or Not to Beer

2009-07-30T21:34:00.001-07:00

I should have just put on a porno.

Second Thoughts

2009-07-30T21:29:00.000-07:00

I don't want to call anyone out or nothing, but I have seen this happen quite a few times. You know who you are... glad I'm not the only one.

Conan O'Brien Does Anime

2009-07-27T17:00:00.000-07:00

A friend told me about this and I just had to share it.

Just One of Those Days

2009-07-24T16:39:00.000-07:00

Yup, 'jes wanna draw something that deals with nothing today.

Can't Have Just One

2009-07-23T12:42:00.001-07:00

I was hoping that with my weight lose and lack of booze that my tolerance would be down enough for me to be a one beer queer... I was wrong.

Doctors Orders Suck

2009-07-17T20:02:00.000-07:00

Yes, it's true! I am a fat unhealthy slob. Looks like I got to get in shape to drink again. Otherwise, this blog would become less belligerently hilarious and more depressingly pitiful. Plus, with out alcohol I couldn't call this blog Drawing Under the Influence, now can I? Looks like I have to get back on the wagon in order to fall off it. Wish me luck.

Coughing and Turning All Night

2009-07-16T09:21:00.000-07:00

I'd rather stay up late drawing sexy women, which I've done on several occasions... I'm not sure if that's something to be proud of.

No One To Blame, But...

2009-07-15T11:31:00.000-07:00

Looks like I need to get a new sleep aid. That's why I need a girlfriend to tell me about her day when I'm ready to go to bed.

Hot Bikini Biker Babe

2009-07-14T20:31:00.000-07:00

Been working on this for a while. Didn't finish it, but the important (sexy) parts look done.

What Phlegms Around Goes Around

2009-07-14T09:08:00.000-07:00

Took me a while to master spitting out my truck window without it spraying in my face.

Nothing To Cough At

2009-07-14T09:04:00.000-07:00

This sickness is a real roller coaster ride... a roller coaster ride I wanted to get off of like 10 rounds ago.

B-Day Beer Bash That Made My Butt Hurt

2009-07-10T09:40:00.000-07:00

Just so you all know, I found out that I fell down a lot that night... I'm not sure if I can go back to that place anytime soon.

Nothing To See Here

2009-07-09T09:43:00.000-07:00

I punch a bag to release some tension. Other people... do other stuff... that looks a whole lot more fun than punching things. Hmm, maybe I should get a kissing bag...

I'm A Fan Of My Fans

2009-07-08T10:11:00.000-07:00

Fans are awesome, especially the ones that keep you cool in the summer.

Night Out part 6

2009-07-07T09:53:00.001-07:00

Well rest assured that I won't be doing much drinking and driving any more. I'm getting into the habit of doing my drinking before I drive. HAHAHA! Seriously though, don't drink and drive people.

Night Out part 5

2009-07-07T09:18:00.001-07:00

When you think about it in another way... drinking gives me super human abilities. Now I got to decide wither I want to use these powers for good or evil... first I got to figure out a super hero name... Booze Man, The Incredible Drunk, Mr. Beer-tastic... I dunno.

Night Out part 4

2009-07-01T12:49:00.001-07:00

Yeah, I don't post as often as I used to. I've just been kinda busy recently. I'll do what I can to fix that.

Night Out part 3

2009-06-24T18:39:00.000-07:00

Thems waitresses sure know how to keep bringing schmucks like me back.

B-day Invite

2009-06-23T23:44:00.001-07:00

Had to take a break 4 my B-day. If you're in town, drop on by and buy me a drink. I might just draw a strip about it.

Still drawing strips, don't worry. Just don't have the time to ink and post them.

Night Out part 2

2009-06-19T08:55:00.001-07:00

What is it about older women and their habit of rubbing their boobs on everyone? I'm not complaining or anything, but why can't younger women get with that program?

Night Out part 1

2009-06-13T13:58:00.001-07:00

Do I even have to say why it's my favorite? They have cheep beers.

Worst Timing or Bad Luck

2009-06-11T19:20:00.000-07:00

Yeah, my family lives about 800 miles away. Yet they always seem to ask for money when I seem to have a little extra left over from bills.

Dead Pirates

2009-06-11T13:03:00.000-07:00

Saw this music video the other day and I just can't get enough of it. The design is a throw back to the old black and white cartoons from the 50s, but done in a 3D environment. I just really dig the character designs and the music is really growing on me. Sorry just had to share this, and I might share other art related things down the line.

Don't worry, I'm still working on my comic strips.

Glamour Shot BEOOOOOTCH

2009-06-09T21:02:00.000-07:00

K this drawing was originally black and white... and naked. But my friend Vanessa gave me the courage to use color. Yup, she made me use color... and draw clothes... and titled it too. Thanks Vanessa.

Booty Shorts Babe

2009-06-08T18:36:00.001-07:00

Tried to do this as quick as possible. Drawn in short bursts through out the day.

Not much to say today. Not even a humorous rant. Maybe tomorrow.

I Like Drawing Female Faces

2009-06-05T15:37:00.000-07:00

Since I could never get a girl to look my way I spend my time drawing them as if they were. I'm such a loser. At least I can draw!!!

I was holding on to this one for a while. I wanted to finish that 4 part comic strip I was working on before posting this one.

To Be (nice) Or Not To Be (nice) part 4

2009-06-05T12:51:00.000-07:00

Well you can't be nice all the time everyone all the time. That's cuase not all people are cool. There are some that are cool and some that seem to delight in bringing you down. Maybe they just want to see you suffer more than they do. Or they're too used to seeing you down all the time so they try to keep you there. I dunno... I'll just keep drawing.

To Be (nice) Or Not To Be (nice) part 3

2009-06-04T17:24:00.001-07:00

Yeah, sometimes I got a lot of anger, but I don't know where to put it... Maybe I should masturbate more?... Hmm. No need to beat myself up about it... or off.. whatever.

To Be (nice) Or Not To Be (nice) part 2

2009-06-03T09:11:00.000-07:00

I'm still trying, it's just so damn hard.

To Be (nice) Or Not To Be (nice) part 1

2009-06-02T09:23:00.001-07:00

I am cool with the people who are cool with me, but the rest can burn in hell for all I care... Wait... Hells probably where I'm going. God Damn It!! I don't want to burn in Hell with those jerks!

Normal As It Gets

2009-06-01T09:56:00.000-07:00

My dreams are sorta back to normal now, but not for long. I'm out of booze money, again.

Sour Dreams

2009-05-28T12:07:00.000-07:00

I haven't been able to get drunk for nearly a week now... I WANT to drink, but lake the time and money. I just need something to drown out these nice dreams I've been having lately.

Sweet Smile

2009-05-27T18:22:00.000-07:00

Did this piece at lunch and touched it up through out the day.

Not much to write about today, sorry. this not drinking is really taking a toll on my productivity. I got to fix that... I need to find a way to make more booze money.

Too Pooped To Punch

2009-05-26T19:11:00.000-07:00

Sorry I hadn't posted anything in a few days. I took the Memorial Day weekend off. A whole weekend of eating and drinking and I got nothing to show for it... I should have drank harder.

All Shook Up

2009-05-21T18:56:00.000-07:00

This was one of those rare Hi Larry Us situations were there was no one to witness it. Why does hilarity happen at my expense. Oh well, at least I get to drink tonight.

Pool Side Babe

2009-05-20T19:13:00.000-07:00

Not much to say today, cause I'm too tired. Must be all the drinking. Started this during lunch and didn't get back to it till now. I should do more of these.

Eyes

2009-05-19T13:18:00.000-07:00

On days that I see you I pause, hoping you'll glance my way.

On days I run into you I wish I knew the words to make you stay.

Whenever you're near, my heart just flutters.

Whenever you say "hi", my mouth only stutters.

I don't care what you wear or how you look.

One glance of you is all it took.

Listen to me now, I'll tell you no lies.

I've fallen in love with your dark eyes.

...

Now if only I knew a girl to say all this crap to.

Another late night at work. I actually thought I would get to go home on time today. On top of that I just ran out of beer. If only I had a dream girl that could get me more. DAMN IT ALL!!!

Lend Me Yer Ears

2009-05-18T22:44:00.001-07:00

Women are just plan confusing. I knew this chick in college that would tease me non stop... sexually. I think she's one of the causes that I am the way I am. Anyway, I asked her out thinking that she's really into me... I was wrong. Turns out I wasn't her type, but she continued to rub her fun body parts against me until graduation.

Is there something I missed? I don't know what the hell to think anymore. That's why I stopped thinking and started drinking.

Cheers, Ya Fucks!!!